I sincerely believe that after an election there should be a month before Parliament convenes in which all new MPs undergo a fortnight’s training in procedure and government and a fortnight in which all MPs have to live with their poorest constituent on the same budget. https://t.co/VPTX0IX4Id
— @mrchrisaddison@dizl.de (@mrchrisaddison) May 26, 2024
Did their comms realise that people will just crop the tweet like this? https://t.co/Vx74SLlAGO pic.twitter.com/iUOKxlolNQ
— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) May 27, 2024
I am not sure any 14 year olds received furlough, Hamish darling. pic.twitter.com/ldnFe7SOdf
— Dr Iain Overton (@iainoverton) May 28, 2024
Do you know what would be sensational television? Richard Osman's House of Games Party Leaders Special.
— James (@jrawson) May 28, 2024
— The Sound of Music (@SoundofMusic) May 27, 2024
Lads, lads I’ve had a great idea.
— Andy Conway Morris 🇬🇧🇪🇺🇺🇦 (@andymoz78) May 27, 2024
Let’s get young people to train as Doctors, Nurses, Scientists, Engineers.
We could do this through a ‘voluntary national education’ system, perhaps call it ‘university’. Imagine what that would give back to society.
Ok here’s a practical national service proposal:
— Disappointed Optimist (@disappoptimism) May 27, 2024
If you leave university with debt you can instead take on national service – every year you do clears one year of student debt.
Job done. Everyone wins right?
My 16yo just used the phrase "does what it says on the tin". People are still going to be saying this in 100 years' time and only linguistic scholars will know it originated in an advert for Ronseal quick-drying wood stain.
— Eddie Robson (@EddieRobson) May 29, 2024
Yes Minister on bringing back national service pic.twitter.com/i0t0GwE4Cu
— Jim Pickard 🐋 (@PickardJE) May 25, 2024
one of my favourite election themes https://t.co/vtMAseX71l pic.twitter.com/HLfLRMsJ2b
— Cuz (@HeIsTheCuz) May 28, 2024
For example, you could just marry a billionaire's daughter. https://t.co/7P3jTD52Rb
— Parody Rishi Sunak (@Parody_PM) May 29, 2024
Rushi Sunak: “If we get in we will do this and we will do that”
— Stuart Antony (@STU_ACTOR) May 29, 2024
Mate, you’re already in why weren’t you doing that anyway?
I feel like Ed Davey was forced to cancel his holiday for the election but found a loophole https://t.co/mW8uQ5wjv1
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) May 30, 2024
— Jim'll Paint It (@Jimllpaintit) May 30, 2024
Does the Prime Minister possess *any* media relations staff? pic.twitter.com/MbcQA2ievq
— Lizzie 🇺🇦 🌻 (@biscuit_ersed) May 30, 2024
Trump fought the law and the law won. pic.twitter.com/MfAqfD0sY4
— The Tonight Show (@FallonTonight) May 30, 2024
“Bringing common sense back”
— Caroline Santos (@Casumptious) May 31, 2024
Why had the conservatives abandoned common sense in the first place?
— James Mellor (@JamesDFMellor) May 30, 2024
This is surely the least effective 'hush money' ever paid to anybody in history
— Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) May 31, 2024
You know a lot of MPs are leaving Parliament when the card shop at London Bridge is selling a card specifically for that special departing elected representative in your life. pic.twitter.com/8BRJu41ZvL
— Joe Twyman (@JoeTwyman) May 31, 2024
Honestly, Belgium deserve to win simply for this https://t.co/osMBZY9jwM
— Kate (@katebevan) May 31, 2024
I know I’ve got a lot of these, but I refuse to disclose exactly how many. pic.twitter.com/zitqBOrNuZ
— James Harkin (@JamesHarkin) June 1, 2024
I'm profoundly disturbed by the way that some Christian leaders in the US are drawing an equivalence between Jesus' unjust trial and execution with Donald Trump's criminal conviction.
— Dr Krish Kandiah OBE (@krishk) June 1, 2024
Donald Trump was convicted of 34 felony counts of falsifying business records in a scheme to… pic.twitter.com/kpNxEYsXoR
— internet hall of fame (@InternetH0F) May 31, 2024
Labour and Liberal Democrat offices in Wimbledon fight over bar charts (2024) pic.twitter.com/FmlgOfx031
— insane moments in british politics (@PoliticsMoments) May 31, 2024
I'll be the thousandths to say this. But. Who in the Tories thinks this is an attack ad, not a promotional one? She looks cool as fuck. We all like her. She's fixing a problem for a friend. Loyalty. Under pressure. https://t.co/vHzYddFR9d
— Tom Forth (@thomasforth) May 31, 2024
Trump seems to understand the challenge of having a convicted felon as President … https://t.co/zHvsYAXDYT
— Dr Krish Kandiah OBE (@krishk) May 31, 2024
That's called creativity! 😂 pic.twitter.com/aJfLeYI8DH
— Figen (@TheFigen_) May 30, 2024
Seriously? They’re now mocking people who travel by train? pic.twitter.com/3Ecz9hhQUG
— Simon Pease aka Neglectful Gardener 🇬🇧🇪🇺🇺🇦 (@SimonPease1) June 1, 2024
If I was choosing someone to announce new policies lads it wouldn’t be one of the most high profile MPs heading for the exits so as to avoid the humilation of the Tory election night defeat
— Tom Jamieson (@jamiesont) June 1, 2024
Deeply weird & dysfunctional https://t.co/1TVZiI7aI9
I see lots of Right wingers are using places like Denmark as a shining beacon of why National service is great.
— Emma 💛💙🇩🇰🇬🇧🇪🇺 (@MonkEmma) May 27, 2024
It’s funny, cos they don’t ever seem to champion all the OTHER aspects of life for young Danes.
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